I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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