So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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