Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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