Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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