I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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