i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
two words...techno handjob
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
