dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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