My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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