So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I fill condoms, not promises.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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