Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Sorry about my life...
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
