what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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