I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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