Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Panties = found
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