I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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