Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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