Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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