Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I know her cup size but not her name....
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