It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You need a sexual gate keeper
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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