Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
