Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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