he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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