Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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