hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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