Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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