We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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