he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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