Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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