why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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