where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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