we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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