I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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