Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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