You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Is Oprah even human
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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