Whod you bang
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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