god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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