i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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