grandma shit on top of the toilet
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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