My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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