How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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