I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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