How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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