talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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