The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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