I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
