WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The beer is more important than you right now.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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