But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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