I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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