I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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