So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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