Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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