And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
