Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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