...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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