is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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