They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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