I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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