Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You're breaking my sexual little heart
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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