I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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